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Virginia is for BusyBodies

VA's current crises:

- not enough state revenues to maintain an adequate road system statewide

- air pollution in Shenandoah Valley destroying both views and habitats

- a north-heavy tax base with a relatively underdeveloped south

- air quality in northern Virginia rated as some of the worst in the country

So what is the state assembly focusing on?

- passing laws making wearing low-rider pants a misdemeanor

- making adoption by same-sex couples illegal

- putting a third law in the boox that makes same-sex marriage illegal (never mind the other two)

- redefining contraception

- adding a license plate that advocates "traditional marriage" (lest we forget that VA made interracial marriage illegal until the late 1960s)

I just wish these pseudocons would keep their hands out of our gonads, our beds and our wedding bands.